A Rather Blustery Day

Frank the typhoon in the pacific was looking for a good place for a landfall for the weekend and with a little help from the monsoons, they gave him directions to pay my hometown a stormy visit, and frank was very angry when he did. He messed up my hometown that he was close to sinking everything over the weekend.

My hometown is a wreck because of the typhoon, and a lot of people here need help very badly, and I wont be surprised if some chinaman from sichuan would donate one chinese penny for our disasater, in return for one of our own penny I donated for their sichuan earthquake two weeks ago to make it even.

Frank was all over the news too, he took last week’s top airtime spot from this news anchor in the news who got kidnapped by some rebels and was later released after his fellow news anchor turned senator claimed to have helped her out to grab airtime scenes for herself too before she runs for president two years later, it was already getting dull. If frank came here for a reason, he must have lost his sense of direction because these rebels' hideout he needs to flush out is lying further down south from here, but the rebels must have enough ransom money to refortify it anyway.

There wasn’t much to do at work over the stormy weekend, the streets were flooded with mud water that nobody was walking to anywhere at all, I decided to go see some movie to help me kill time, I didn't mind wading through mud water though, you don't get the streets here looking like rivers often. I watched this second narnia movie which I wasn’t too keen to because I hadn’t seen the first one, there wasn’t anything else good to see anyway but it was kind of fine. They had mythological and fairytale freaks in the movie who were up against medieval troops that had thick spanish accent complete with conquistadoric armors, you could tell that they were spanish from the start, they were supposed to be pirates invading the freak kingdom and they could have definitely been from magellan’s fleet because you’d always wonder what happened to his other three ships that never made it back to spain, and they weren’t pushovers too wherever they landed.

And the mythological and fairytale freaks in the movie were called narnians that sounded close to narranians, which was what my high school section was collectively known, probably after what an odd, hardy and uprising bunch we were. But what was hilarious about the title was that narnia for me almost sounded like hernia, and that what’s exactly came to my mind after seeing how the satyrs walked around in the movie like they had one.