Sting Steve

Why do sting rays have barbed stings in their tails?

• As a defensive measure against predators who have stingrays on their menu
• To warn foolhardy naturalists who given the chance will grapple, strangle, wrestle or kiss them in front of the camera

But the late steve irwin never got the hint.

Here’s how steve irwin looks like. This is just for the record, a year from now, steve irwin wouldn’t ring a bell to me but this pic will, he was that guy who hosted animal documentaries and who would grapple, strangle, wrestle and kiss dangerous animals in front of the camera, more often to his favorite reptile the crocodile. You’d also remember him as the idiot who taunted a hungry crocodile with a carcass and his baby boy. That was his style why he became so popular in cable TV, half the entertainment of watching his animal documentaries is the thrill of him getting so close and irritate dangerous animals.

“Whenever steve irwin would film sharks, they would put him inside a steel cage underwater so that they can keep the sharks safe”

Though it hadn’t aired yet, his final episode was done in the oceans with a sting ray whom he swam too close with and scared the animal, it probably knew what steve does for a living and it knew that steve was coming for him that it had to strike its sting to steve’s heart to escape.

“Steve irwin died the way he lived, with animals firmly in his heart”

Imagine if you die and then you found out that Hinduism was the real religion all along and you’d get reincarnated in some crocodile in the afterlife because Vishnu found your laziness resembling a cold blooded reptile, and here comes steve irwin who would grapple, strangle, wrestle and kiss you in front of the camera, sure you now look like a reptile, but I don’t want to be that reptile. Bless the Upanishads should steve irwin be reincarnated as a circus crocodile.

"Steve irwin loves to drink GATORade"